Can I help you? Name please! Seinfeld…
made a reservation for a midsize and she is small. I’m kidding around of course. OK, let’s see here. Sixty six years old? Yeah… well
he is in perfect health. He works out,
he’s vibrant. You really like him. Why do you have to say this… I hate everybody. Why would I have care? What do you think? Would you go out with sixty six year old
woman? Well, I tell you, she would have
to be really vibrant.. so vibrant, she’d
be spinning…
Well, I’m sorry we have no midsize available at the
moment. I don’t understand. I made a reservation. Do you have my reservation? Yes we do.
Unfortunately, we ran out of cars.
But the reservation keeps the car here.
That’s why you have the reservation.
I know why we have reservation. I don’t think you do. If you did, I have a car. See? You
know how to take the reservation, but you just don’t know how to hold the
reservation. And that’s really most important
part of the reservation, the hold! Anybody
can just take them. Let me speak with my
supervisor.
There we go!
The supervisor! You know what she
says over there? What? Hey, Mark, do you see the people over there? They think I’m talking to you, so you pretend
like talking to me. Ok, now you start
talking to me. Oh you mean like this so
looks like I’m say something, but not really say anything at all? OK. Now
you say something else, they don’t yell at me.
They thought I would (be) checking with you. OK! That’s
it.. I think that’s enough, see you later…
I’m sorry. My
supervisor says there is nothing we can do. Yeah, looks like you had a real conversation over
there. Yeah, we do have a compact if you’d
like that. Fine. All right… well we have a blue Ford Escort,
Mr. Seinfeld. Would you like insurance? Yes, you’d better give insurance because I’m
going to beat the hell out of this car.
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