I know, I know, it’s a special week for “basic listening English”, but I just can’t stop myself putting this funny clip of Sara Palin up…. which is the NBC’s popular comedy show, Saturday Night Live (Oct. 18, 2008)….. This is so hilarious.... Enjoy!
We now take you live to the press conference of the vice presidential
candidate, Sara Palin.
Good evening, I’m Tim Reidecker. I’m Sara Palin’s spokesman and we’re very excited to be holding the governor’s first official press conference. Tonight, nothing is off limits. While at the same time, I urge you guys, to be cool. Seriously guys, just be cool. All right, one last thing, no recording devices and no writing anything down. Ok, all right, worth to shot! All right, can’t blame me for trying. Ok, without further ado, I present Governor Sara Palin.
First of all, I just want to say how excited I am to be in front both of liberal weak media as well as liberal regular media. I’m looking forward to abortion of your questions, so why don’t you get started: yes, you.
What were your thoughts on Senator McCain’s debate performance on Wednesday?
I just thought he was great because the American people are angry, and John McCain was angry too. You can tell he’s angry by the way he sighs and greets his teeth, and he was always going like Grrrr…! You know, Barak Obama, well if he’s angry, I certainly can’t tell. His words were smooth when he’s talking like an angel whispering in your ear. He makes John McCain sounds like a garbage truck unloading trash on a landfill. So for the answer to your question is, yes, I think John McCain did great. You guy:
Yeah, at a rally in
Oh, you know that was just my lame attempt of a joke, but uh, yes, New York, New Jersey, Massachusetts, Connecticut, Delaware, California,… but, also too you have states like Ohio, Pennsylvania, Florida, which could be road, road of anti-American or rail road of pro-American. It’s up to them!
And now, I’d like to entertain everybody with some fancy pageant walking…
I really wish, uh.. for god has been with you. Ah, Lauren, you know, I just couldn’t think of it as realistic de-fiction of my presses conference would have gone. Yes, but it’s obviously heightened reality. What could we have done in thirty rock sketch that I wrote? Honestly, not enough people know that show.
Hi Lauren! Mark, oh Mark. I’m looking for Larry Sandberg, where is he? Mark, that was all in good fun. Are you gonna make me bust your head open, too? Cause I will? Where is he? Third dress room on the left. Thank you! He didn’t like the impression we did him on the show. Poop… tell me about it…
Hey, Lauren, Hey Tina… I wanna talk to you. You can’t let Tina (Fey) go out there with
that woman. She goes against everything
we stand for me, good lord, Lauren. They
call her, what’s that name? Call her
Kara, what do they call her again Tina?
That would be Kara Bouvarbi.
Kara Bouvarbi!!! Thank you
Tina! Let me say this is the most
important election in the nation’s history.
An you want her, our Tina, to go out there and stand there with that
horrible woman? What do you have to say
for yourself? Alex, this is Governor
Palin. Hi there. I see, uh, forgive me, but I feel I must say
this you are way hotter in person. Oh,
thank you… Seriously I mean it. I can’t believe that they let her, you know,
play you… Thank you, and I must say your brother Steven is my favorite
To answer your question, you know I don’t worry about the polls. Polls are just fancy way of systematically predicting what’s gonna happen. The only poll I care about is the North Pole, and that is melting… It’s not great. What? The real one? Bye…!
Thank you! Now, I’m
not going to take any of your questions….
But, I do want to take this opportunity to say: Live from
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