동영상 끝에 키쑤씬이 많이 나오니 아이들이 보고 있으면 말려 주세요....
Oh, God!
Okay, I think it's on. Go. Go.
Aloha! I'm Henry Roth.
We met here at the Hukilau Cafe about a year after your accident.
I like you and you like me, most days.
Every day is different, but basically this is what happens, Lucy.
Kikikoloko, take the camera.
Okay I got it.
Don't drop it.
Okay, all right.
Here we are, right here.
The part of you in this re-enactment will be played by my good friend, Ula.
Aloha. Sorry about your brain.
I had an accident too. Believe it or not, this my good eye.
Re we ready? Yeah.
Hi. I like that waffle teepee that you have built.
Oh! So nice of you to notice. Please, sit down.
I would love to. My name is Henry, by the way.
My name is Lucy.
Smell my fingers?
Woo, Fish. Right on.
So, Lucy, I work at an aquarium.
Aquariums make me super horny.
That's not funny. Don't rub those.
Sorry, Mr. Whitmore, if you're watching.
It's very late, and my friend's little unstable. Come on, stop with the licking! You're making me sick. Lucy, I'm sorry. Anyways, I know you wish I was making all this stuff up. I wish I was too. But the good news is so many people out there care about you.
Your dad and Doug and a couple of your friends here at the Hukilau who have a message for you.
Lucy, as you know, your mother and I were best friends. That's why I promised her that I would always help look after you. Sometimes life isn't very fair but we still have you. Oh, and if you're wondering about this guy who's making this tape, he's okay.
Hey, Lucy. Just so you know, since you lost your memory, I
became governor of
Kualaliku! Get your brother out the dishwasher!
So whenever you're ready, we'd all love to talk to you and answer any questions you have and you're the best, Lucy. Aloha.
How many times have I watched this?
This is the first time.
Okay, she cried for about an hour. That's not too bad. I bet in another hour she'll be ready to see her friends, have some lunch get her life back. We could do this every day.
We'll leave it up to her.
All right.
So how's the cow?
Same as you. every day they have to convince her she's a cow.
Wow, look. The bark is healing.
You're gonna get there. I never hung out with you in the afternoon like this. In this lighting, man, oh, man, You look disgusting.
Yeah.
I don't know how you get me to fall for that egg shaped head every morning.
All l have to do is slide on my designer jeans and just kind of wiggle in front of you. You go nuts.
Why couldn't I have met you one day before the accident?
Don't worry, because if you hung out with me for more than one day, you'd realize I'm a bore.
Oh, well, I have news for you.
Yes?
It takes less than one day.
You know something? That hurt. Your damaged temporal lobe is causing me pain and I'm gonna get you for that. Now you're dead!
I can't believe you're pregnant.
I know.
And I got her on the first try.
Yeah. Easy.
And, Tammy, you are so thin.
Thanks, Luce.
And I'm so glad you finally got that gender reassignment surgery, Jennifer. I mean, Jonathan.
Mahalo.
Here you go, Lucy.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
You must be Lucy's friend.
The one who made the tape.
I think he's more than my friend. You're my boyfriend, right?
Yes, ma'am.
So every day you help her to realize what happened and you wait patiently for her to be okay with it then get her to fall in love with you again?
Yes, ma'am.
You asshole! You don't even open the freaking car door for me anymore.
You're in trouble.
I gotta go tinkle.
Okay, so tell me a little bit more about yourself.
Okay. Well, I've won over seven all-you-can-eat-chicken-wing contests.
Really?
Yes. And I'm a ballet dancer, but only in my bathroom. No, what do you want to know?
Do you love me? I didn't mean to put you on the spot or anything. I was just asking more for informational purposes. It's to keep the video as up-to-date as possible.
Sure.
Well, love is a very loaded word. Let's see. I.... I go to this restaurant every morning, and I see you there, reading. And.... I love you very much. Probably more than anybody could love another person.
And how do I feel about you?
You're excited about the chicken wing thing. And you've been dying to make out with me for some time now.
Feeling better now?
Nothing beats a first kiss.
There's nothing like a first kiss.
Nothing beats a first kiss.
That's what I've heard.
Nothing beats a first…..
Ehhh, too long time ago.....